Andy And Leonie

Andy Ristaino is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Leonie Rees is the new way to abuse your inner child.
Love is like fido: when he leaves it makes you sad, but when he comes back, you can beat the fuck out of him.
Love is like tea: when you spill it on your lap, it burns, but you can always pick another flavor.
Love is like Pop Tarts: a little leads to a desire for more; a lot makes you want to puke.
Love is like a goldfish: It's cool when it swims, but when it floats, flush it.
Love is like a box of chocolates: it often resembles pieces of brown goo.
Life is like a box of chocolates: it tastes good, but looks like shit.